Jason-PubeMuppetsBro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear Mario]

A few laughs.

it bought back the memories of when i used to play metal gear solid. i liked the bit in the elevator best and the bit where he gets stuck in the pipe. There were a few laughs but it wasn't *that* funny. Also the graphics could have been improved although i thought the way you done the title screen was quite funny. Not the best MGS parady out there, but not the worst either - i am giving you a 3.

[Crow Clock Shorts #02]

#The Parrot Raised by Lions#

Pure Class.
That was really funny i couldn't stop laughing. It was a big improvement from the last one because i thought the last one was a bit boring(but it was still good!) The graphics were really smart and smooth. I know they are not supposed to follow on but please put Petey in the next movie(he could even attack raspberry clock then bird shit on him). It was really good - so a 5 for you. HOLY SHIT!!! I better go my dog has just been (yep you guessed it) devoured by lions!

[Resident Eviler]

Cool

"RACIST!" lol why does the black man always die first in movies. The charlies angels bit at the end was funny. There were a few laughs but still not that many - with alittle bit more humour you would have got a 5 but you get a 4(which is still very good).
p.s. I saw the YMCA thing coming a mile off lol

[(old vers)Dead Rain 2]

WOW...I am speechless.

And i thought the last movie was good! That was really cool dude but also really sick. That beats Hellboy hands down. This is an excellent sequel which i think should definately be in the top 50. Do you know nearly the whole movie was centred on one person being eaten? i think you need some help dude. Go see a psychiatric, actually don't because you will stop making these cool movies. You need to make more. That seriously is one of the best flashes i have ever seen - no bullshit. You get a 5 - if there was a 6 i would give you that. Your animation was so cool and some of the best around. It is gory though, so, so gory... To sum it up -EXCELLENT
See Ya!

SickDeathFiend responds:

I know, but the full movie is real long and this is all i could fit into this segment!

[Mega Happy Flash Battle]

That was really cool!

This is proof that a (reasonably)small size submissionb can be good. I found it very enjoyable and the graphics were superb.
You are getting a big, fat, juicy 5.
It reminded me of a lot of animes/mangas i watch.
That must have taken alot of time! The purple robot reminded me of the guyver and the scene at the start with the broken bridge reminded me of midgar(from ff7). Keep up the good work!!!

[Acid Speed Trailor]

I Really Liked That - It was Cool

Those graphics were really wicked and they rocked - the drawing was superb especially when he turned into super sonic. I have only bad thing to say about it, there wasn't really a story there - was that just the introductory episode? Anyway the rest was good and tails voice was really cool. you get a 5!!!

Blaklyon responds:

yep, it was just a intro the the series in the works. well, thanks for the close to perfect score!

[Resident Koopa: Bowser]

Proper Bo

Respect!!!
That film was cool - you must have put a lot of time and effort into making that by the look of it.
Please make a resident evil 2 one where you see both sides of the lorrie(the normal game and 2nd survivor when tyrant follows you around) or if you don't will anyone else? it would be so cool - i would but my flash sucks - great movie.

Vazz responds:

JTDemon is making part 2 so just go here to talk to him: http://www.vgreality.com/forum/
;)

[Mod Trading Card Game]

"Beat your friends and make them cry!"

That was alright
The masturbating bear was funny and i love that banana.
You should make a mod card trading card game.

[Little Jackson Shorts #1]

Fuck me!

Ha Ha Ha.
I turned the speakers up full blast and that sound it made scared the shit out of me.
It was obvious something was coming but it still made me jump.
And those drawings are some of the best on newgrounds.
The other Little Jackson stories weren't that funny but this one was.
Also like XSDSX said in the review before me that for once its a flash movie about blamming shitty movies in the portal which isn't totallly crap for once.
It was good - The End

[How NOT to Beat Zelda]

"In an Umbrella"

Ha Ha - that was pure class.
The video pretty much sucked but the song was so funny although the lighting effects were pretty cool.
It was very original but one thing -you showed that movie to your mum with the dick and all that, i would never do that.
Anyway back to the point it was very funny(Hilarious even) and if you have any more songs like that be sure to post them on Newgrounds so we can all enjoy them.
bye